About

I’m alive. I’m 23.5. I have brown hair and blue-gray eyes. I sometimes wear glasses. My ancestors were mostly German, some Irish, and some Danish, or so I think. I have a perfectly rational and non-debilitating fear of cars. I lived in Wisconsin for most of my life, went to college in Oregon, and live in Chicago now. I love the Packers. I prefer the west coast to the east. I’ve never been east of Vienna. I prefer cats to dogs and muffins to cupcakes and bagels to doughnuts and Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. It upsets me to see people in North Face jackets playing with their stupid iPhones. Nothing against iPhones, but no one should be that docile.

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